i'm kind of an asshole
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thedontwon:

imsoshive:

validx2:

Even mom  turnt

ayeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This shit hard

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: memewhore)

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baesensei:

Forever horny. Even when I’m not horny I’m kinda horny.

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officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

(Source: cherscrotch)

hittings:

"It’s okay to be skinny, and it’s okay to be fat, if that’s what you wanna be. Whatever you want, it’s okay."
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

hittings:

"It’s okay to be skinny, and it’s okay to be fat, if that’s what you wanna be. Whatever you want, it’s okay."

Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

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spankmekissme:

Could really go for an intense make out session right now with wandering hands and heavy breathing and teasing and grinding and biting, that quickly turns into amazing sex with hair pulling and spanking and a hand around my neck and scratching and roughness and moaning and fuuck

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Heathers (1988)

(Source: sleepymoons)

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waynesworld1992:

caseynovaks:

adam sandler is sexy as hell in hotel Transylvania 

how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

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murdarioxstomp:

when yr trying to yell something to yr mom while shes in another room but shes too far away to hear u and u dont wanna get up and go find her

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